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What worse than waking up after a party and finding a peni drawn on your face?

Finding out it was actually traced.

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2. I am surprised I don’t see more lambs doing extreme sports

With all these sheep thrills I hear people talking about.

3. 2+2=4 , 3x6=18, 8-5=3. I care about you all.

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5. My dad played college basketball. He could jump 40” straight up and touch the rim.

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